The 7

The Legend of the 7...

A newbie asks "What was the 'Krusty' situation though? Bit before my time on the forum I presume? Or did I miss it on here recently?"

Krusty used to post in character as the Clown of Stephen Kings' IT or he based his Internet Personnia on a child Murdering clown as somebody said.. He made posts like "What was the best Biro to use, best Manhole cover, or what was better Tea or Coffee.. Or would you kill somebody for a Million quid.. I thought Krusty and Mr Vengeance where hilarious, I had no problem with either of them as they where both sound to me via here and PM.. Same with Tootz and FunnyJ. I bought Ratchet & Clank off Tootz and he sent them.

The thing with Krusty if he took a dislike to you he'd dig up as much personnel information about you as he could to post online.

But the trolls were dealt with by The 7.

"The 7?"

The "7" were a collective who would find the actual location of troll posters and basically do them in. Spinky10 had both his legs broken after he threatened to attack certain members. What goes around comes around, I guess.

The 'seven' or 'The Magnificent 7' to give them their full title, are spoken about only in hushed tones. Who were they? Where did they come from? What happened to them afterwards? There names have since passed into the flow of history, and some wonder if they were in fact only ever a myth, invented by trollparents to keep naughty trolls in check.

To anybody who ever asks, the answer is this: 'Our work here is done.'

Big Cat vs Dog

Heres when teenage boys should grow up and listen to their elders.

Teen Idiot: Hey everyone, has anyone got the video of the boerboel killing the leopard? thanks!

Forum member: A clawless/toothless leopard no doubt. And what a wierd first post!!!!

Teen Idiot: Hi there, do you have the vid? Im trying to prove to my friend that my pet boerboel can beat big cats on certain conditions, i dont doubt that a leopard will beat a boerbeol atleast 7.5 times, but not always.


Forum Member: But only 7.5 times, definitely not 8. And what conditions are those, on a sunny day, or with no teeth? Look on youtube if you must.


Member Two: F**k! My dog's harder than your dog! Idiots like you should be banned from keeping dogs, especially big powerful breeds!

Forum Member: He is in dream land mate. A a cat like that can drag a 180lb deer up a feckin tree, it would kill any dog no prob. Them s/a dogs aint much differnt to a bullmastiff, and i kept bullmastiffs. A good bullx grey would give them s/a dogs a good run for there money, they big unfit fat feckers.

Teen Idiot: Yes i know a leopard could kill any dog, but someoone said they have a video of a boerboel killing a leopard and i just wanted to see if it was true.

Forum Member: If its the same one i'm thinking of its a half drugged, de-claw, de-toothed Leopard and it still puts up a fight.

Member Two: Not a chance! A male Leopard can weigh up to 200lbs.....a male boarboel the same....but the felines agility would wipe the floor with any dog end of story.
I used to have a Neoplitan bitch who weighed roughly 150lbs i would not back her against any cat over 70lbs even then she would prob got her ass handed to her.

Forum Member: Anyway what certain situations? In the vids I have seen it shows the cat with its back feet pushing at the dogs abdomen while the dog is latched on to the cats head, with claws that dog would have been gutted.

Teen Idiot: I'd say a boerboel could kill only the smallest of leopards.

Forum Member: I would say not a chance and this thread reminds me of being back in primary school.

Another Member: i've seen the video know the owner who's dog it was. Its the same one one that smashed the hyena.

Forum Member:

Member Two: This thread is a care ad for the mentaly challenged.
Plain and simple answer OP (original poster) forget it... it never happened, never will and your a numpty for asking on an open forum. It was more than likely de - clawed and toothed or possibly stoned on an Opium, Ketamine bong mix.


Sensible Member: Depends how the dog grabs the leopard mate. Granted most times the leopard will kill the dog but it does happen.

Forum Member: Sorry mate but we will just have to disagree on this one. Even if the dog did somehow manage to grab it clean around the throat it wouldn't hold on very long with its guts trailing along the floor would it?

Teen Idiot: Oh f**k it, I can't get one serious answer.

Sensible Member: Ask a serious question then. No one will ever take this post serious......no dog no matter what the breed could kill a leopard unless it was declawed and drugged end of story......this post should be locked out and deleted

Member Two: No dog on this planet would take a mountain lion single handed, not a fit adult lion anyway. I saw the aftermath of a dog vs lion encounter up on the Mogolon in Arizona when we were out hunting elk. As the owner said, thats one pussy you dont f**k with as he took his shredded dog away to get sewn up. Mountain lions have 5 out of 6 ends pointy....dogs have a set of teeth - no contest.

Witch Hunt 2012

Now then, now then!

The headlines said: "Savile's Nephew Says Body Should Be Exhumed"

Heres some hilarious comments from readers in reply:


For goodness sake. It's a cadaver. It's not Jimmy Savile. It's a collection of degenerating proteins and trace elements. The personality that was Jimmy Savile is not in the coffin. That consciousness has ceased to exist and there is nothing you can do to hurt it. The bull doesn't cry when you eat the steak. Have you all gone stark raving mad?

He's dead, he's surrounded by concrete, he's buried under 6' of earth, It's highly unlikely he's looking anywhere let alone down on anyone unless he's a zombie with x-ray vision.

What is this? A return to the 14th century? We don't need a witch hunting ritual.

Maybe we should stake him, chuck a bit of garlic around, feck it..get Buffy in. The guy's dead.

The Saville affair is getting more stupid by the day. What next ,open his coffin and drive a stake through his heart? All the claims of abuse by Saville cannot be proven, and, as the man is dead they cannot be defended. There may be some who where 'abused' by Saville, it is too late, he is dead.

We are all turning in to ghouls now,what is the point in digging him up,there will be no more "Now then, now then! Ow's about that then!"

They could take it to the OLD BAILEY AND LET HIM STAND TRIAL, The blokes DEAD for gordon bennets sake whether it remains there or not nobody but noBODY can hurt him because he aint with us any more.

What Rubbish is this?
The man is dead and buried.What good is it to destroy his grave? Or maybe they want to stuff him and put him on display in the London Dungeons while they are at it.

What sort of nation have we become when we talk about disinterring dead people and burning their bodies? Are we to drive stakes through suicides bodies? The man is dead and gone and best left forgotten to rot in Hell.

This has got ridiculous.
Dig him up, have him hung drawn and quartered, then stick his head on a pole at the Tower of London.

OMG...it goes from the sublime to the ridiculous. What is in the cemetery are his mortal remains...his soul is gone, gone, gone.
Next we shall hear from other factions that if he is cremated, parts of his essence will still be in the air (because man can neither create nor destroy matter) so there will be a campaign to shoot his remnants in to outer space.

Are we living in the 21st century? Why don't we go the whole way and bury him at a crossroads with garlic bulbs in his pockets and a stake through his heart?

And then what ... Feed him to the crows ? Does this make us any better other then set the stage for a medieval vigilante culture in 21st century Britain?

When are we having elections for Witchfinder General and Lord High Executioner?

What does he think is going to happen, Savile's reanimated cadaver going round molesting the other corpses? This story gets more and more ridiculous.

Here we have people demanding that not only should a legally innocent man be stripped of all dignity and right to a trial, but that he should now be unceremoniously dug up and chucked in the sea, because THEY have decided that he is guilty. This is absolute insanity, yet there's people out there that evidently view it as acceptable or even normal.

Oh dear god are you being serious?
I thought this was 2012 not 1212 ? Really, get a grip people you're getting very silly here; he's dead, he's gone and now what, we're going to dig him up his remains and dance on his ashes? Maybe can we find some witches to burn at the same time? Maybe Savile's corpse should be hung, drawn and quartered at Tyburn (well, Marble Arch is close enough), I mean that'd learn 'im!

He's DEAD..... and no matter what there is nothing you can do to him.

Curry

MissR: Shot a nice rabbit last night so soaked the meat to draw the blood an cut the meat off the bone. Had Rogan Josh curry sauce an added onions garlic pepper mushrooms - i tell u what eating it tonight id say its the best tasting curry iv made to date. The rogan josh goes well with the meat.

Craigyboy: im not being funny but you could put a mange riddled fox into any curry sauce and not have fecking clue what your eating,after all thats why they invented the filth,theres no such thing as a good curry,its nothing short of tastebud abuse.

Torch: You want to get out more.

Craigyboy: why cos i dont eat shit you wanna try some proper food mate
and if you think curry is so great,then i think you need to get out more.


Tim: what do u call proper food? You cant beat a nice hot curry and a couple of pints to swill it all down.

Craigyboy: I think you'll find you can.


Sime: I adore a good curry, BUT the other month my freezer went off in the shed, it had last seasons catch in their but hadnt been touched for a couple of months and the power had tripped off, when i opened it the smell was unreal, with half an inch of water and mushed rabbits, game and birds i was physically sick and not been able to touch rabbit since, im hoping it will pass soon!!!!!!!!

Craigyboy: You should of put the lot in a rogan josh sauce,it could of been your best curry to date.

TheD: Still waiting for a certain curry-haters suggestion for a good meal?

Craigyboy: Kinel Dunc id get writers cramp theres that fecking many, basically owt but curry.

Scott: Nothing beats a good steak pie with mash and peas.or a plate of mince and tatties.

Craigyboy: Now thats proper scran mate something you can eat without sweating like a kunt and the endless sniffling to stop the snot drops ending up on your plate.

Scott: Lol very true Craigy. I can never ever remember a time when some said to me got sore guts,from my mince and tatties or pie and beans. However I wish I had a penny for everytime I have heard about the shits or dodgy guts from eating that foreign muck lol

Mushroom: On a seperate food, want to know how they make frozen pizza? Try all the waste dairy products (not milk) from supermarkets collected 6 monthly from the skips at the back of the stores then it's processed to remove any plastic containers, foreign bodies etc all mixed together and processed into cheese.

RIP Craigyboy

Mad Members

I am a member of this gaming forum so I know the full story. One member was given moderator status, then he promptly went mad and started deleting half the message board! After being unceremoniously booted off, he returned after a few months with his latest stunt. Ive only included the necessary posts. Read on.

Nutty Ex Mod: SOMEONE IS DELETING POSTS! STOP HIM QUICK !

Forum Member: Eh? Whats is that about?

Forum Member 2: Look at the date of the posts on the forum - the newest post seems to be from Tuesday - there are several days missing. Something's gone wonky with the board. Aside from the mad spammers, where are all the new posts? Its like we've had an old backup restored. Either that or someone is pressing 'delete thread' iinstead of 'delete post' when they've been spammed.

Forum Member 1: Why are you doing this? its easy to see who you really are.

Nutty Ex Mod: HA HA HA! ROOOLZZZ! WAREZ IS GOOD!!!! I AM THE MOD GOD!


Forum Member 2: Yup, 'AlbertSweet' is quite clearly messing with the forum. Idiot.

Member 3: Where is 'AlbertSweet' based? Under British law, he can be prosecuted, if Imagine fancy doing that. Here's hoping they're keeping back-ups of the board—I know most organisations don't tend to.

Member 1: There was a lot of nasty posts this morning from 'AlbertSweet' that I deleted first thing (very sick stuff). Would be a big coincidence if it is unrelated.

Member 4: Look at my post count! Took me YONKS to get over 1000 - and its been halved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats a HUGE amount of threads that have been deleted

Member 1: I had just reached 4,000


Member 3: At some point earlier today the title of this thread was "MOD IS DELETING POSTS". If that was edited in by the 'AlbertSweet' thing, then he definitely had illicit moderator/admin rights, and as such could certainly be done for hacking.

Member 1: I changed the title of the thread when I got on the site this morning and notice my name being used.

Nutty Ex Mod (under another name): I have a bad feeling about this... the office was left unattended last night for a while as there was a 'situation' on the ward - I was logged into here at the time. IF (and its a BIG if) a savy patient got in and had access to the PC (while I was in the middle of a 3-team restraint of another patient down the corridor - don't ask ) then I am in big trouble on two counts - with the forum team and with my workplace.
I will endeavor to try and find out tonight but am not logging in to any site on my works PC again and if this is the cause, would be too embarrassed and guilt ridden to show my face on these boards again. I can only apologise.

Member 2: If it was a patient at your hospital then how would they know about certain incidents on this forum?

Member 1: That's a good point. Unless they had his password written down in big red felt tip with "RG FORUM PASSWORD" next to it by his computer, it seems a hacker is more likely than a patient.

Savvy Member: Hi. I have forum backups for the last couple of weeks. However I want to try and avoid rolling it back completely -- I will try to merge in posts that have vanished.


Nutty Ex Mod: Are you implying its my HOME pc that could be the cause ?? F**k this for a game of chess. I have Zonealarm running though and it updates automatically every so often, so surely that would stop any hijacking of my PC by a third party to acces passwords, keyloggers

Savvy Member: The 'AlbertSweet' posts were from your home IP address - not either of the computers you use at work. Perhaps you have a virus on your computer being remotely controlled. ZoneAlarm will not detect that - it's just a firewall. Perhaps try a proper virus killer. I think Trend does a free over-the-web scan.

MMember 3: Hang on... those posts were actually made from his personal home IP?? That sounds far more sinister than a mere virus. Spyware programs are technically unable to invoke a local web session, and it can't be a proxy trojan either as it wouldn't have the right cookies set.
Either his home computer has been directly *physically* compromised, or some fairly sophisticated remote-access software has been deliberately placed on there by someone with a motive. Either way it's sounding increasingly dodgy, I wouldn't clean any potential "evidence" off the PC in question just yet.

Savvy Member: OK - once I get the go-ahead I will roll the forum back, re-upgrade it and try to merge in the posts since.

Drama ends.

Dodgy Forums

Guy 1 : After I had caught my parents shagging, it needed weeks of excessive jacking off sessions to overcome the shock.

Guy 2: F**king pervert!