Big Cat vs Dog

Heres when teenage boys should grow up and listen to their elders.

Teen Idiot: Hey everyone, has anyone got the video of the boerboel killing the leopard? thanks!

Forum member: A clawless/toothless leopard no doubt. And what a wierd first post!!!!

Teen Idiot: Hi there, do you have the vid? Im trying to prove to my friend that my pet boerboel can beat big cats on certain conditions, i dont doubt that a leopard will beat a boerbeol atleast 7.5 times, but not always.


Forum Member: But only 7.5 times, definitely not 8. And what conditions are those, on a sunny day, or with no teeth? Look on youtube if you must.


Member Two: F**k! My dog's harder than your dog! Idiots like you should be banned from keeping dogs, especially big powerful breeds!

Forum Member: He is in dream land mate. A a cat like that can drag a 180lb deer up a feckin tree, it would kill any dog no prob. Them s/a dogs aint much differnt to a bullmastiff, and i kept bullmastiffs. A good bullx grey would give them s/a dogs a good run for there money, they big unfit fat feckers.

Teen Idiot: Yes i know a leopard could kill any dog, but someoone said they have a video of a boerboel killing a leopard and i just wanted to see if it was true.

Forum Member: If its the same one i'm thinking of its a half drugged, de-claw, de-toothed Leopard and it still puts up a fight.

Member Two: Not a chance! A male Leopard can weigh up to 200lbs.....a male boarboel the same....but the felines agility would wipe the floor with any dog end of story.
I used to have a Neoplitan bitch who weighed roughly 150lbs i would not back her against any cat over 70lbs even then she would prob got her ass handed to her.

Forum Member: Anyway what certain situations? In the vids I have seen it shows the cat with its back feet pushing at the dogs abdomen while the dog is latched on to the cats head, with claws that dog would have been gutted.

Teen Idiot: I'd say a boerboel could kill only the smallest of leopards.

Forum Member: I would say not a chance and this thread reminds me of being back in primary school.

Another Member: i've seen the video know the owner who's dog it was. Its the same one one that smashed the hyena.

Forum Member:

Member Two: This thread is a care ad for the mentaly challenged.
Plain and simple answer OP (original poster) forget it... it never happened, never will and your a numpty for asking on an open forum. It was more than likely de - clawed and toothed or possibly stoned on an Opium, Ketamine bong mix.


Sensible Member: Depends how the dog grabs the leopard mate. Granted most times the leopard will kill the dog but it does happen.

Forum Member: Sorry mate but we will just have to disagree on this one. Even if the dog did somehow manage to grab it clean around the throat it wouldn't hold on very long with its guts trailing along the floor would it?

Teen Idiot: Oh f**k it, I can't get one serious answer.

Sensible Member: Ask a serious question then. No one will ever take this post serious......no dog no matter what the breed could kill a leopard unless it was declawed and drugged end of story......this post should be locked out and deleted

Member Two: No dog on this planet would take a mountain lion single handed, not a fit adult lion anyway. I saw the aftermath of a dog vs lion encounter up on the Mogolon in Arizona when we were out hunting elk. As the owner said, thats one pussy you dont f**k with as he took his shredded dog away to get sewn up. Mountain lions have 5 out of 6 ends pointy....dogs have a set of teeth - no contest.

Witch Hunt 2012

Now then, now then!

The headlines said: "Savile's Nephew Says Body Should Be Exhumed"

Heres some hilarious comments from readers in reply:


For goodness sake. It's a cadaver. It's not Jimmy Savile. It's a collection of degenerating proteins and trace elements. The personality that was Jimmy Savile is not in the coffin. That consciousness has ceased to exist and there is nothing you can do to hurt it. The bull doesn't cry when you eat the steak. Have you all gone stark raving mad?

He's dead, he's surrounded by concrete, he's buried under 6' of earth, It's highly unlikely he's looking anywhere let alone down on anyone unless he's a zombie with x-ray vision.

What is this? A return to the 14th century? We don't need a witch hunting ritual.

Maybe we should stake him, chuck a bit of garlic around, feck it..get Buffy in. The guy's dead.

The Saville affair is getting more stupid by the day. What next ,open his coffin and drive a stake through his heart? All the claims of abuse by Saville cannot be proven, and, as the man is dead they cannot be defended. There may be some who where 'abused' by Saville, it is too late, he is dead.

We are all turning in to ghouls now,what is the point in digging him up,there will be no more "Now then, now then! Ow's about that then!"

They could take it to the OLD BAILEY AND LET HIM STAND TRIAL, The blokes DEAD for gordon bennets sake whether it remains there or not nobody but noBODY can hurt him because he aint with us any more.

What Rubbish is this?
The man is dead and buried.What good is it to destroy his grave? Or maybe they want to stuff him and put him on display in the London Dungeons while they are at it.

What sort of nation have we become when we talk about disinterring dead people and burning their bodies? Are we to drive stakes through suicides bodies? The man is dead and gone and best left forgotten to rot in Hell.

This has got ridiculous.
Dig him up, have him hung drawn and quartered, then stick his head on a pole at the Tower of London.

OMG...it goes from the sublime to the ridiculous. What is in the cemetery are his mortal remains...his soul is gone, gone, gone.
Next we shall hear from other factions that if he is cremated, parts of his essence will still be in the air (because man can neither create nor destroy matter) so there will be a campaign to shoot his remnants in to outer space.

Are we living in the 21st century? Why don't we go the whole way and bury him at a crossroads with garlic bulbs in his pockets and a stake through his heart?

And then what ... Feed him to the crows ? Does this make us any better other then set the stage for a medieval vigilante culture in 21st century Britain?

When are we having elections for Witchfinder General and Lord High Executioner?

What does he think is going to happen, Savile's reanimated cadaver going round molesting the other corpses? This story gets more and more ridiculous.

Here we have people demanding that not only should a legally innocent man be stripped of all dignity and right to a trial, but that he should now be unceremoniously dug up and chucked in the sea, because THEY have decided that he is guilty. This is absolute insanity, yet there's people out there that evidently view it as acceptable or even normal.

Oh dear god are you being serious?
I thought this was 2012 not 1212 ? Really, get a grip people you're getting very silly here; he's dead, he's gone and now what, we're going to dig him up his remains and dance on his ashes? Maybe can we find some witches to burn at the same time? Maybe Savile's corpse should be hung, drawn and quartered at Tyburn (well, Marble Arch is close enough), I mean that'd learn 'im!

He's DEAD..... and no matter what there is nothing you can do to him.